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Breath Demotivational Poster


ABSENCE -


TAGS: away alone breath
Rating: 4.68/5

More motifakes by Sho

jonny5 - November 2, 2012, 7:19 am
Hey! Looks like one house on the Jersey shore survived Hurricane Sandy
spacedog - August 18, 2012, 7:21 pm
Really like this Sho. 5L


HATRED OF SOUND -


TAGS: fork eat breath
Rating: 4.6/5

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Kyronic - July 26, 2012, 9:33 pm
I would've thought you made quaking sounds instead.
Sho - July 14, 2012, 2:51 pm
I used to make this noise I make unconsciously, that sounds a lot like pigeons. Was making my mom crazy
vilnius - July 13, 2012, 9:40 am
ugh, people s****** on their teeth drives me nuts!
RonE - July 13, 2012, 6:22 am
well, now that I know there is a name for it.... maybe when I go off they will just send me to the rubber room instead of the electric chair.


if i could -


TAGS: eric garner i can t breathe justice paul simon
Rating: 3.08/5

More motifakes by Reality Lord

premiumgrade - April 9, 2015, 2:31 am
If people obeyed the police, this crap would nearly disappear. I have no sympathy.
GaryO - January 24, 2015, 5:35 pm
So it would seem, especially if yer not from the neighborhood. It appears both sides let a little thing get outta hand
kellyvanrijn - January 24, 2015, 2:37 pm
I guess the lesson here is don't break the law, and obey the commands of the police.
Greybeard - December 7, 2014, 9:48 pm
Awesome and strikenly sad.
GaryO - December 7, 2014, 10:19 am
Heavy


DUDE! - Two words -- "Tic Tac" -- Seriously! (This coming from a dog who eats his own poop!)




IMMORTALITY - Every breath you take is one step closer to death. Simply stop breathing.




sheer cowardice -


TAGS: eric garner i can t breathe justice serpico
Rating: 3.56/5

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Greybeard - December 7, 2014, 9:47 pm
5L excellence as always
mizzdizz - December 7, 2014, 5:28 pm
Good observation, M'lord! The ones I've had problems with over the years, including right now, eunuchs. Absolute eunuchs! These guys are giving a whole lot of real live heros a bad name. You shouldn't have to fear a badge. You should be able to trust it.
mizzdizz - December 7, 2014, 5:20 pm
Read your comment on 'Good Cops' Edgeman. The morons suck and shouldn't be allowed to own guns. Raising the ole coffee cup to that!
mizzdizz - December 7, 2014, 5:12 pm
Tip of the coffee cup to Serpico! He was human, as we all are, but what he did took guts! I have to deal with a bunch of guys playing dress-up right now. Most cops are good people, and some are friends. Some of the ones here are a disgrace to The Badge.
GaryO - December 7, 2014, 4:02 pm
Can’t say I agree with everthing you show, lord, and I won’t say here that Serpico was a glorified rat, but I do like yer style. 5how nuf.
Greeny - December 7, 2014, 3:19 pm
There's more than one side to this problem; like the old saying goes, 'If you can't stand the heat - stay out of the kitchen'
Thedge - December 7, 2014, 2:39 pm
real depth there, they should also not be able to own guns. Morons suck. 5+


STINK BREATH - Have you brushed your teeth today???




FALSE HOPE -




A breath of fresh air -


TAGS: breath fresh air bunnies
Rating: 4.82/5

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mizzdizz - September 13, 2015, 2:14 pm
Oh GAAAWWWWD!!!!!!! That's waffle!!!!!!! 5 LOL lions
lgvernon - September 12, 2015, 5:26 pm

I love this!
concern3 - September 12, 2015, 11:11 am
Rer I love word games
MissPriss - September 12, 2015, 10:26 am
5L's and a 3 wha wha whaaaas


ENCLOSED -


TAGS: octopus enclosed breathe choking fishbowl
Rating: 4.95/5

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Zetmonk - March 16, 2012, 6:32 am
Incredible pic to go with that subscript!
carebear - March 15, 2012, 5:07 pm
(carebear BANNED)


LIFE - The moments that take our breath away.




CAT BREATH -




WHAT LIFE IS ALL ABOUT -




DESPERATION - He's Been On The Boat WAAAY Too Long


TAGS: your breath is a bit fishy
Rating: 2.5/5

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Viper - May 10, 2010, 8:46 pm
Been there done that!


Movies -


TAGS: don t breathe hollywood horror spoof
Rating: 5/5

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thecrotchetyoldcynic - August 29, 2016, 11:39 pm
Thank you
concern3 - August 29, 2016, 2:56 am
Nice one, UP yours
mizzdizz - August 29, 2016, 12:16 am
The Wayne's brothers doing a horror poof spoof? It'd be a real gasser!
thecrotchetyoldcynic - August 28, 2016, 3:27 pm
So long as the Wayne's brothers or Simon Pegg don't have anything to do with it. Lol. I apologize if you find either funny - no offense. :D
mizzdizz - August 28, 2016, 11:18 am
Ya know, that might make a great spoof! ^!
thecrotchetyoldcynic - August 28, 2016, 8:52 am
Well now the movie just got funnier. XD
Silverheart - August 28, 2016, 6:22 am

Inspired by actual events, as recounted by the survivors.


WORLD RECORD -


TAGS: bad breath or stamina scorpion queen record talent
Rating: 4.92/5

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agdaniele - October 9, 2010, 12:30 am
With vinegar and sea salt!
Mooooooooooooooooooo - October 9, 2010, 12:29 am
She's gargling....wouldn't you?
5150monkeylove - October 9, 2010, 12:19 am
so is that her O face, or was she happy to be done with you?
GreyScorpion - October 9, 2010, 12:17 am
her humming the star spangled banner had me at attention
5150monkeylove - October 9, 2010, 12:06 am
geez......typo city! I meant how was she?
5150monkeylove - October 9, 2010, 12:05 am
*she not it
5150monkeylove - October 9, 2010, 12:04 am
So how was it Grey?
Reiko - October 8, 2010, 11:13 pm
it looks like she was stung a couple of times,less those holes in the roof of her mouth are from something else
GreyScorpion - October 8, 2010, 10:44 pm
then, I fainted....5L


SPACE TIGER - DOESN'T CARE ABOUT THE CAPS-LOCK




FRANKLY MY DEAR - you've got dragonbreath


TAGS: frankly dragon breath gone with the wind rnr
Rating: 2.23/5

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... - April 8, 2009, 7:15 pm
that´s actually true...I once read an interview with Vivien Leigh in which she said that Clark Gable´s breath stank so badly that she could hardly refrain from throwing up during the kissing scenes.


TIC TAC - You should take one... Your breath stinks.




memories -




breathlessly -


TAGS: breathe breath
Rating: 5/5

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rerun - January 16, 2016, 8:00 pm

Cannot believe I missed this one
Sho - December 24, 2013, 11:22 am
thank you :)
thecrotchetyoldcynic - December 24, 2013, 12:37 am
Wow, Sho! Your elegant motifakes are just awesome as your frightening ones. 5L!


on | off -


TAGS: breathe power
Rating: 4.4/5

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thecrotchetyoldcynic - May 13, 2013, 7:48 pm
Good one, Sho. Now, I have to change my 5horts... lol.


halitosis -




BREATHLESS -




BREATHLESS -


TAGS: breathless day challenge
Rating: 4.27/5

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spacedog - March 24, 2010, 6:41 pm
Great job, Face.
Faceplant31 - March 24, 2010, 5:12 pm
Thanks Grey!
GreyScorpion - March 24, 2010, 5:12 pm
WOW!!! 5L


Breath of Fire -




SMOKING IN BED - Other than long term cancer; smoking in bed can have other, more immediate consequences.


TAGS: like bad breath duhhh
Rating: 3.77/5

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Zealot - June 22, 2010, 4:19 pm
im going to show this to my dad he's a smoker


MINT? - Some times People think its a insult




TIME -


TAGS: cause they never seem to pause for breath
Rating: 3.72/5

More motifakes by spacedog

BoneCD - October 24, 2009, 6:17 am
That's real deep Space...5 near death Poodles
gil - October 23, 2009, 10:31 pm
right back at ya spacedog
CANADA - October 23, 2009, 8:07 pm
i regret not taking up the pipes when i had the chance
Bartimaeus - October 23, 2009, 7:06 pm
Yes, I'll be surprised if this doesn't exit the incubator a 5.
agdaniele - October 23, 2009, 6:59 pm
Bam! Great pic and caption!


BAD BREATH -


TAGS: bad breath sparrow pigeon
Rating: 2.85/5

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ICEMAN - December 28, 2010, 5:49 pm
No... it's not.
SunnyDay - December 28, 2010, 2:32 pm
funny 5L
GySgt1811 - December 28, 2010, 11:59 am
I like it. But, then, I have really bad breath...
5150monkeylove - December 28, 2010, 9:59 am
waste of a good picture. try taking some time on these or PMing a reg for help. Quality over quantity 3L


HOW - does my breath smell now asshole


TAGS: breath
Rating: 2.18/5

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STINKY BREATH - Your breath. It stinks.


TAGS: doctor who stinky breath
Rating: 2.02/5


PARTING IS SUCH SWEET SORROW -


TAGS: smile and breathe
Rating: 5/5

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mizzdizz - May 28, 2016, 7:57 am
Good one, lgV! ^!


Scent of a Woman -




DIC PICS -




BAD BREATH -


TAGS: funny cat meme bad breath
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by ThatKoffeeBurns

ThatKoffeeBurns - August 15, 2016, 2:24 am
lol =)
ThatKoffeeBurns - August 15, 2016, 2:21 am
lol thank you, yes he does lol
MissPriss - August 11, 2016, 2:21 pm
I have a weiner dog temporarily staying with me. Her breath is deadly! Good thing she only comes UP a little past my ankles teehee.
mizzdizz - August 8, 2016, 7:54 am
Very Funny, TKB!!! Fluffy has morning catbox breath? ^!


Wut seems t’be the prollem, osciffer? -


TAGS: the kiss of breath
Rating: 5/5

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EmilioDumphque - November 21, 2015, 10:57 am
Laffin', but I don't think I'll try it!
GaryO - November 21, 2015, 10:32 am
Heh, in certain sectors of Oregon, distance is measured a bit differently. Like, ‘How far is it from Tillamook to Warrenton’? ‘Oh, ‘bout three beers.’ (we don’t have siri, we have slurri)
JesusWept - November 21, 2015, 9:08 am
Meanwhile in Oregon, USA. L L L L L


Breathe -




Soda Pop -




breath mint -




breath mint, human! -




Breath -


TAGS: breath stone statue
Rating: 4.33/5

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mizzdizz - June 29, 2015, 1:40 am
Does this patient have a 'do not resuscitate' order? Rigor mortis has set in and the patient is stone cold. This is a coronor's case. Who's the farging idiot that called 911? ROTFL from the darkside, JW! 5L!!!!! LUUUUV it!!!!


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